Cops Arrested Alleged Shoplifters Who Used Poop as Distraction

The shoplifters who allegedly used a bowel movement as a distraction to make off with a basket filled with merchandise are usually not on the free … cops arrested the oldsters they think about are the pooping bandits.

The incident occurred once more in December nonetheless now police say they’ve acknowledged and arrested the couple, who they seek the advice of with as “Mr. Clear” and “Ms. Dookie.”

Cops say 57-year-old Tina Joyce is the one who dropped a deuce inside the retailer … after serving to 36-year-old Nikevee Curry load up a procuring cart with cleaning offers and beer.

Police say the poop served as a way to occupy a retailer employee, who was apparently busy cleaning up the crap when Curry beelined it out of the store with out paying for nearly $500 worth of merchandise.

Regulation enforcement says the couple hopped in a white van and drove off … they often acknowledged the suspects after options from the neighborhood and a police investigation.

Curry was in custody for an unrelated battery investigation in a close-by county when cops confronted him with surveillance footage from the crappy caper … and police say he lastly admitted to his involvement.