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Whereas most of Glaser’s jokes had been profitable and there are even rumblings that she might very effectively be requested once more subsequent 12 months, the comedian admittedly has some next-day gripes about her private effectivity and is now revealing among the many harsh jokes she scale back from her monologue.

Sitting down with Howard Stern for his SiriusXM current on Monday morning, Glaser shared among the many jokes that didn’t make it onto the stage on the Beverly Hilton Sunday.

“That’s the ultimate time all of you’ll be the equivalent room collectively until the Diddy trial,” Glaser quipped, revealing was one among many jokes.

“We had one different Diddy level out that labored larger … and in addition you solely get one Diddy level out,” she outlined. “You’re moreover accusing the people inside the room of caring in that, and they also might activate you.”

One different included a delicate level out of the Catholic Church drama, Conclave.

“I beloved Conclave. It’s regarding the choosing a model new pope. It was heartwarming. It’s going to contact you numerous that the church ought to switch it to a special theater. Scorching tip: You do not need ID to get into the Conclave after social gathering,” Glaser shared.

“We didn’t do these because of that they had been Catholic Church pedophile jokes — we’ve got all heard them, we are not looking for additional of that,” she added.

One different was was a follow-up to her joke calling Adrien Brody a “two-time Holocaust survivor” for his look in two Holocaust movement photos — The Pianist and The Brutalist — nevertheless she scale back this half: “If Adrien Brody would possibly return in time, he would thank baby Hitler for his occupation.”

“I beloved that one so much,” Glaser admitted. “Nevertheless my assistant is Gen Z and she or he was like, ‘I don’t get it,’” because of time journey/kill Hitler reference being, apparently, a bit dated.

“Oh we’ll lose a whole period on that joke, after which I’ve said ‘Hitler’ for nothing,’” she reasoned.

There was moreover a joke referencing Luigi Mangione, who’s accused of murdering UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson: “Glen Powell is nominated tonight for Hit Man. Who would have thought you’d solely be the second-hottest hit man in America?”

Glaser moreover was set to take some jabs at Nicole Kidman, nevertheless held once more.

“The Wild Robotic is nominated tonight — and by that I suggest Nicole Kidman after two white wines,” Glaser shared, revealing the joke.

“I would like we’d have completed that, however when she makes a face…,” Glasser outlined sooner than sharing her Timothée Chalamet joke.

“Timothée Chalamet took lessons in guitar, dialect, movement and vocals to grow to be Bob Dylan [in A Complete Unknown]. Whereas Bob Dylan grew to develop into Bob Dylan the outdated model technique: heroin and autism.”

Alec Baldwin was a subject too, following a Beetlejuice Beetlejuice crack.

“Michael Keaton was so good in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. And Alec Baldwin sadly didn’t come once more to play a ghost because of he was too busy making them,” Glaser shared, referencing the taking photos lack of lifetime of Halyna Hutchins on Baldwins 2021 film, Rust.

“Please know that I do know that was not good. It’s such a terrific joke, however it absolutely’s just too suggest,” Glaser said, revealing why she chosen to depart that one out.

“That is Ben Affleck. I’m unable to attend to see which Jennifer you try to interrupt subsequent,” she shared, sooner than explaining that she already had a crack regarding the actor’s failed marriage to Jennifer Lopez after having one different Affleck joke in her monologue.

Glaser moreover revealed that she “tousled” the Affleck joke in the midst of the current.

Whereas Glaser said, “Wicked, Queer, Nightbitch — these often aren’t merely phrases Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms. These are among the many unbelievable movement photos nominated tonight,” the joke was imagined to be “when he orgasms.”

“I said ‘after’ and it truly bugged me,” Glaser well-known. “It nonetheless works. It’s merely a lot much less clear. It’s 2 p.c additional humorous [the other way].”

Whereas Stern recognized that no individual cares regarding the mannequin of jokes they didn’t hear, Glaser said the viewers wouldn’t perceive how way more they’d’ve favored it.

And though she was exhausting on herself after the current, she said that one in all her writers assured her afterwards that she purchased an “A+” following the web internet hosting gig.

“I went to mattress happy,” she said.

Completely different jokes that didn’t make it included only a few jabs at Solely Murders inside the Establishing and a joke about Dax Shepard. Stern moreover requested Glaser about how loads she was paid.

“There was a earlier host who said how loads he purchased paid in his monologue,” Glaser said, referring to Jerrod Carmichael revealing he was paid $500,000 for the gig when he hosted in 2023.. “I purchased decrease than that. It’s OK. I’ll get additional subsequent 12 months. I truly would have completed it with out spending a dime, it’s such an insane platform. … [But] subsequent time I’ll ask for more money.”

Whereas Glaser revealed that she hasn’t been formally requested to host as soon as extra subsequent 12 months, she’s assured she’ll be once more.

“I’m unable to consider they’d not. … It’s exhausting to look out people to do these displays,” Glaser reasoned. “… [But] I would on no account be able to reside with myself if I turned it down because of I’m scared of bombing.”